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ENTITY: ALPHATECH SOLUTIONS LLC VET-OWNED // 75TH RANGER REGIMENT
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NOBLE GLITCH Applied AI & Systems Engineering
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// ZERO-BLOAT ENTERPRISE AUTOMATION

We replace manual operational bottlenecks with autonomous code.

Most agencies sell slide decks and fragile Zapier chains. We engineer bare-metal Python scraping clusters, autonomous AI voice/SMS agents, and full-stack software infrastructure that cut payroll overhead and scale B2B revenue automatically.

Scope Your System Architecture Inspect Live Production Systems
6-Figure SaaS Exit (Instalist.cloud)
-- Scrape Jobs Completed
-- Records Extracted
99.98% Pipeline Uptime SLA
root@noble-187:~/production-pipelines
LIVE TELEMETRY
Select Active Architecture to Inspect:
DEPLOYMENT STACK: Linux // Python // Hermes AI // Nginx // PM2
[01] // CORE CAPABILITIES

Production-Grade Technical Dominance.

Every system is custom-architected on dedicated Linux VPS clusters and cloud GPUs. Zero vendor lock-in. Full IP ownership.

SYS_MODULE // 01 24/7 AUTONOMOUS

Autonomous Voice & SMS Booking Agents

Custom-trained conversational AI agents (powered by Hermes AI & low-latency LLMs) that answer inbound calls, qualify leads, negotiate scheduling, and write directly to your CRM or dispatch calendar in real time. Zero missed calls, zero receptionist overhead.

Technical Deliverables:
  • → Sub-600ms voice response latency with natural interruption handling
  • → Instant SMS follow-up, payment link dispatch, & calendar sync
  • → Deployed on isolated KVM 8 & RunPod GPU endpoints
SYS_MODULE // 02 HIGH-CONCURRENCY

B2B Data Scraping & Lead Intelligence Pipelines

We extract, clean, and enrich public records, distressed real estate data, and B2B decision-maker contact matrices at massive scale. Bypassing anti-bot mitigations using distributed headless browser clusters and residential proxy rotation.

Technical Deliverables:
  • → 100 to 150+ concurrent headless browser instances across 3 KVM8 nodes
  • → Automated skip-tracing, LLC owner resolution, & assessor record matching
  • → Daily automated CSV/API delivery directly into your sales dialer
SYS_MODULE // 03 FULL-STACK SAAS

Custom Web Applications & Revenue Portals

From high-converting B2B platforms to complex multi-tenant SaaS architectures. We build fast, brutalist, conversion-engineered web applications integrated with Stripe, automated fulfillment, and real-time database engines.

Technical Deliverables:
  • → High-speed Node.js, Python, React/Next.js, & Nginx reverse-proxy builds
  • → Capable of handling 5,000+ HTTP req/sec & 50,000+ DB ops/sec
  • → Proven track record including a 6-figure SaaS acquisition exit
SYS_MODULE // 04 AIR-GAPPED / PRIVATE

Private LLM Infrastructure & DMZ Workstations

For law firms, medical practices, and proprietary enterprises that cannot leak client data to OpenAI. We deploy private, fine-tuned open-weight models (Qwen, Llama, Hermes) on dedicated GPU clusters with strict DMZ network isolation.

Technical Deliverables:
  • → Zero third-party data retention; 100% SOC/HIPAA-aligned isolation
  • → Custom RAG (Retrieval-Augmented Generation) over thousands of legal/corp docs
  • → Physical & network security hardening from floor to cloud
[02] // VERIFIED PRODUCTION DEPLOYMENTS

Live Systems. Not Mockups.

Every case below is a production system running on Noble infrastructure right now. Click to inspect.

CASE // 001 ACQUIRED

Instalist.cloud

Full-stack SaaS directory engine. Photo-to-listing pipeline, multi-tenant white-label, Stripe billing, EXIF extraction, automated SEO. Built solo. Acquired for six figures.

→ Node.js + React + PostgreSQL
→ 50K+ listings processed
→ White-label engine (redeployed as NobleDispatch)
CASE // 002 LIVE

FindASafePlace.com

City safety intelligence platform with AI Jury Validation. Multi-model verification (Claude + GPT + Gemini + Perplexity) attached to every safety score. B2B CitySafety Intel API for realtors.

→ Next.js + Express + Ollama (qwen2.5:7b)
→ 4-model AI Jury consensus engine
→ Realtor GTM pipeline in market
CASE // 003 LIVE

NobleDispatch TMS

White-label trucking management system. Three.js 3-portal hub (Admin/Driver/Client), real-time dispatch, route optimization, and automated load matching for freight operators.

→ Next.js + Docker + PostgreSQL
→ Three.js immersive portal login
→ Multi-tenant white-label ready
CASE // 004 LIVE

Property Intel Platform

ArcGIS-sourced 1.07M parcels across 7 counties. 40 signal types, 21 presets, owner classification, absentee detection, and Leaflet map with waypoint routing for field teams.

→ 1.07M parcels (Pima, Maricopa + 5 more)
→ 40 signal types / 21 presets
→ Real-time Leaflet map + field waypoints
CASE // 005 LIVE

Noble Vault

Certified intelligence data packs. Professional provenance documentation with every delivery. Stripe checkout, automated fulfillment, and exclusive-access positioning for B2B buyers.

→ 5 intelligence packs ($199 - $499)
→ vault-dossier.js automated provenance
→ Stripe + Google Drive fulfillment
CASE // 006 LIVE

ARYA Command Hub

Central nervous system for the Noble Network. Asset health monitoring, per-SaaS usage counters, AI brainstorm module (Claude Sonnet), security & intel panel with daily automated audits.

→ React + noble-hub.js on Personal node
→ SSO unified auth across ecosystem
→ qwen2.5:7b security audit daemon
[03] // ROI ENGINE

Calculate Your Automation Payoff.

Plug in your current operational costs. See what happens when autonomous code replaces manual labor.

// INPUT YOUR CURRENT COSTS
// PROJECTED 12-MONTH IMPACT
Annual Labor Savings
$92,400
Recovered Revenue (Missed Leads)
$408,000
Total 12-Month Impact
$500,400
ROI Multiple (vs. $60K Engagement)
8.3x
PROJECTION NOTE:

Assumes 100% call capture rate with AI voice agent, 35% lead-to-close improvement from automated follow-up, and full elimination of manual data entry roles. Actual results depend on your industry, volume, and implementation scope. We size every engagement to your specific operation before quoting.

[04] // DOCTRINE & LEADERSHIP

Ranger-Trained. Code-Deployed.

Eric Cattanach - Noble Glitch Founder
FOUNDER & PRINCIPAL ENGINEER
Eric Cattanach
75th Ranger Regiment, U.S. Army • AlphaTech Solutions LLC
// OPERATING DOCTRINE
"Every line of code I ship is a weapon. Not a suggestion, not a proposal — a deployed system that generates revenue or eliminates cost the day it goes live."

Before I wrote my first production deploy, I was running night raids in Afghanistan with the 75th Ranger Regiment. The operational discipline is the same: plan aggressively, execute precisely, leave nothing to chance.

I built and exited a six-figure SaaS (Instalist) solo. I run a private compute cluster across three geographic nodes. I deploy AI voice agents that answer phones at 2 AM. I scrape and enrich millions of property records for real estate operators who need intelligence, not dashboards.

Noble Glitch exists because most software agencies are staffing companies disguised as engineering firms. We are the opposite: one operator, zero overhead, maximum output.

Ranger 75th Regiment
Solo Build Full-Stack + DevOps
Tucson, AZ Base of Operations
[05] // COMMERCIAL ENGAGEMENT TIERS

Flat-Rate. No Hourly. No Surprises.

Every engagement is scoped, quoted, and locked before a single line of code is written. You own everything we build.

TIER // RECON

Technical Audit

$199 flat

We audit your current stack, identify automation targets, and deliver a prioritized engineering roadmap with exact cost estimates for each module.

  • ✓ Full infrastructure review
  • ✓ Automation opportunity map
  • ✓ Prioritized engineering roadmap
  • ✓ Fixed-price quotes per module
  • ✓ 48-hour delivery
TIER // STRIKE MOST POPULAR

Single System Build

$2,500+ per system

One production-grade autonomous system: a voice agent, a scraping pipeline, a custom web application, or a private LLM deployment. Scoped, built, and deployed in 2-4 weeks.

  • ✓ Everything in Recon
  • ✓ Full system architecture + build
  • ✓ Deployment to your infrastructure or ours
  • ✓ 30 days post-launch support
  • ✓ Full source code ownership
TIER // CAMPAIGN

Retained Operations

$5,000+ /month

Ongoing engineering embedded in your operation. Continuous system builds, pipeline maintenance, AI agent tuning, infrastructure monitoring, and priority response for new requirements.

  • ✓ Everything in Strike
  • ✓ Unlimited system builds (queued)
  • ✓ 24/7 infrastructure monitoring
  • ✓ Priority SLA (4-hour response)
  • ✓ Dedicated Slack/comms channel
// DEPLOY ENGINEERING

Scope your build.

Describe the operational bottleneck or system you need built. We'll respond within 24 hours with a technical assessment and flat-rate quote. No sales calls. No discovery fees.

01
Submit Your Brief
Tell us what needs to be automated or built
02
Receive Technical Assessment
Architecture diagram + flat-rate quote in 24h
03
Approve & Deploy
We build, deploy, and hand over source code